Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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