At least make sure they are 18
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And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
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