She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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