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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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