she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
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