Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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