Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
It was a blind-side dick pic.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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