And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I would like to be the first to explain to you that if you've woken up with bruised knuckles this morning, it's because last night you tried climbing out of our car window and into the drive through window at maccas. The cashier chick freaked out and slammed the window on you and beat you around the head with her headset thingy.
Shittttttt.
Be not ashamed. It was youtube-worthy.
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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