Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
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