your room smells of hookers.
And success
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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