Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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