We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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