he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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