just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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