You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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