How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
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