She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
Randomize
