i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
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