i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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