turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
Send help, water and tortillas.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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