I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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