Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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