Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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