I hate your face
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
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