Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Randomize
