Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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