Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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