Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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