i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I party with great urgency now.
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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