kristin has been a bad kristin
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
I party with great urgency now.
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