You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
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