No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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