only if we run a train.
done.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
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