I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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