O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
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