$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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