oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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