So drunk its hurt
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
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