we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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