he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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