Your tits are I can't wait for
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
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