Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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