The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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