The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
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