Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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