'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
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