I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
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