i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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