oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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