I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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