Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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