I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
operation harelip BJ is a go
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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