Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
Randomize
