But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
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